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Post by dean withers on Oct 19, 2009 15:11:26 GMT -5
We are pleased to inform you that you’ve been accepted to Charleston University, an Ivy League school in Charleston, South Carolina. As you’ve probably already noticed, this letter isn’t from Dean Withers, or any faculty. This letter is in fact from the current students at Charleston U and we would like to inform you of our rules.[FIRSTLY] no one likes a perfect little mary-sue. we wont accept you here, so pack up and get your ass to harvard.
[SECONDLY] fighting, it happens. however, no one at this school is jet li so expect and plan on taking a few hits every now and again and try not to control the other person cause im guessing you dont have mind control, and if you do go find proffesor X and the rest of those freaks.
[THIRDLY] we dont want a campus full of just estrogen or testosterone. vary it all shall we?
[FOURTH] this is school, you miss too much of it and you get exspelled or suspended. so try to make it please.
[FIFTH] the presidentsof the school expect you to listen. they're actually pretty cool so long as you dont piss them off.
[SIXTH] go to the dean with anything you need or your dorm advisor, they'll help you out.
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